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Product description

What would Enid Blyton’s ultimate bad girl write in her diary? Funny hero Jeanne Willis and artist Alex T. Smith are here to show you! Spoiled brat Elizabeth Allen is being packed off to boarding school, with nothing to entertain her except a fake ostrich skin diary. Her rotten parents didn’t even give her a laptop. So cruel! How will she survive without her luxurious home comforts and her pony Ross (the only boy she’s ever loved)? There’s only one thing for it: she has to be so naughty she’s sent home! Just how bad can she be?

  • A hilarious modern reimagining of a Blyton classic
  • All-star team of Jeanne Willis and Alex T. Smith
  • Laugh-out-loud diary format full of hilarious doodles
  • Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Dork Diaries

Product Details






Hodder Children's Books

Date published

September 1st, 2016

Other details
  • 224 pages


UK edition


Alex T. Smith

108572 alex t smith 1 1193377


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    on 13 March 2017

    A story about a girl called Elizabeth Allen and goes to Whytelefe school. She meets a girl called Joanna but Elizabeth calls her mousie and mousie call Elizabeth monkey. On mousie’s 11th birthday monkey makes and buys stuff from and mousie’s mum but her mum and dad doesn’t send her anything. Mousie gets a bunny from a boy called Harry Dunn. When monkey meets a boy called John Terry in the school garden. she calls the two headteachers Mrs beauty and Mrs beast but their real names are Mrs best and Mrs belle.

    i thought the first chapter was a bit boring but throught the book it got more and more interesting.