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Product description

A family favourite for little laughter-lovers. Can Santa hold it in until the last page? Hmmm: no prizes for guessing who drew this Santa. That naughty Nicholas (definitely not a saint) Allan is at it again! He showed us the Queen’s knickers. He peeked into the royal baby’s nappy cabinet. And now Santa’s is in for some red-faced fun. Ho ho ho! He’s had a tipple of sherry or a glass of milk at every house in the world. Now he’s busting for the loo. But there’s no toilet in sight. Oh no! He REALLY needs a wee! Will he make it back to Lapland in time?

  • A festive family favourite to make kids laugh out loud
  • Counting practice tucked into a witty Christmas story
  • Nicholas Allan is famed for his cheeky sense of humour
  • His books include The Royal Nappy and Cinderella’s Bum

Product Details

Format

Paperback

ISBN

9781862308251

Publisher

Red Fox Picture Books

Date published

November 1st, 2009

Other details
  • 32 pages
Condition

New

UK edition

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  1. Croc 113527

    Sushi21
    on 4 March 2014

    It was so funny. Santa Clause had too much to drink and needs a wee!

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    CookieM
    on 8 March 2013

    You just can’t picture Santa desperate for a wee? Well with this book you can. It’s very funny and good for young children

    4out of 5
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    Book-Club-Review-Team
    on 5 December 2011

    My favourite bit is when santa gets home and rushes through the door.

    This book is a rhyming counting book that is great for young ages.

    I rate this book 10/10 it was really funny!

    Charlie, aged 6

  4. Pearl 113298

    princesscrystal2
    on 22 November 2011

    I think this book is verry funny and interesting.

    Santa is going to wet his pants!!!!!!!

    Ma ha ha

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey pants

    santa needs a wee wee poor santa

    LOL santa must get to the toilet soon or something verry funny, embarasing and very very wet!!!!!!!!

    Santa is a weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeee head!

    5out of 5
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    henry12c
    on 6 October 2011

    wwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    I love it!

    Weey

  6. Hayley 113303

    Prettyprincess1
    on 15 December 2009

    this book was great because i liked the the cover when it said farther christmas needs a wee! it was G R E A T ! ! !

  7. Evie 113313

    kkdkizzy
    on 3 December 2009

    I want to read this book, it looks like a very hillarous book to read !!!!