Diary of a Wimpy Vampire Trio Award-winning author Pack by Tim Collins (author) (UK edition)

Adrian Mole meets Twilight in the hysterical diaries of unlucky Nigel Mullet, who – like Edward Cullen in Twilight – was transformed into a vampire as a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must now spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and total ineptitude with girls! In this excruciatingly funny series, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Della Sparrow; the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents; and the frustration one feels when you’ve got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you. Being a wimp is bad enough when you’re a kid. But when you’re a vamp, it lasts forever!